I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
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SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
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I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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