Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
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That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
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We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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