Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
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I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
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But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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