how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
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no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
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It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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