i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
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she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
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Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
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