Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
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It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
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Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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