I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
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I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
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Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
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