a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I feel like if your cat could talk she would call me a cunt.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
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