She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
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how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
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I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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