whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
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my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
We had to coat check the pizza.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
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At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
And then he peed in my hair
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