Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
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I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
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You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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