I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
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just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
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Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Let the clothes fall where they may.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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