we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
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I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
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The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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