she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
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having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
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he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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