I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
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the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
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Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
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