i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
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how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
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How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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