Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
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ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
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They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
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