this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
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it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
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He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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