Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
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I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
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Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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