It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
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She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
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that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
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