The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
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Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
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I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
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