Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
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Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
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Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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