Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
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I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
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Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Please don't give away my fajitas
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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