How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
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Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
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I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
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