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new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
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Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
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It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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