there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
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I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
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Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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