You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
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I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
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He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
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