Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
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Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
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if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
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