We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
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I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
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Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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