she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
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peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
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If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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