i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
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When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
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It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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