we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I want to have your abortion
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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