Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
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He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
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I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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