He asked to "fluff my boner.."
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
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threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
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I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
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