3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
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i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
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You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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