yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
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Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
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We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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