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How is your vagina???

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Double booked

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With your butt?

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Totes, candlesticks and all

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Yay!!

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(646): How is your vagina??? (941): Double booked (646): With your butt? (941): Totes, candlesticks and all (646): Yay!! http://tfl.nu/9v3z

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Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK

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(508): Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK http://tfl.nu/0izu

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I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.

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(630): I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something. http://tfl.nu/fnx9

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Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.

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(707): Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman. http://tfl.nu/1yjg

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I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese

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(650): I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese http://tfl.nu/0g2e

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she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.

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(708): she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween. http://tfl.nu/3m71

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and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's

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(410): and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's http://tfl.nu/kr0l

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Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.

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(262): Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile. http://tfl.nu/y44t

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get to allyx's house asap

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Ok is everything ok

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Yeah, theres just lesbians

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omg yes on my way

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(224): get to allyx's house asap (312): Ok is everything ok (224): Yeah, theres just lesbians (312): omg yes on my way http://tfl.nu/mxwb

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She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"

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(262): She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us" http://tfl.nu/wksb

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Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient

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(646): Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient http://tfl.nu/jyiu

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I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade

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(630): I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade http://tfl.nu/zmei

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It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.

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(505): It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm. http://tfl.nu/vdhu

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Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.

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Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.

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(916): Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER. (1-916): Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt. http://tfl.nu/8glr

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Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...

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(323): Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow... http://tfl.nu/iqf2

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