He is like the real live version of the state fair..
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
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So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
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If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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