TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
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she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
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My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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