this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
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Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
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Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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