This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
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She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
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I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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