ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
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got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
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Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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