how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
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just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
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You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
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I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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