Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
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just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
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My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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