I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
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Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
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But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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