Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
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well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
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I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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