Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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