I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
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He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
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Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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