My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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