Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
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I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
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Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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